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Main  Art Talk  Grand Exalted World Incompassing Universal Order of Chewing Gum Sculptors
	Topic: Grand Exalted World Incompassing Universal Order of Chewing Gum Sculptors
?	posted 7/8/2004 9:50:00 AM by Horace Rearieackus	[ Post your reply ]
	Greetings. My name is Horace Rearieackus leader of the The Grand Exalted World Incompassing Universal Order of Chewing Gum Sculptors. Have you ever wondered how much used chewed chewing gum is wasted around the world?, I didnt until 27 years ago. 27 years ago I was a destitute, a out of a work starving artist. I was unable to afford materials to express my craft, I was nearly at wits end. One afternoon I was cleaning my yard when I found a wad of used chewing gum stuck to a fence post, I tried to remove it and realized it was as hard as any wood. I proceded to take out my pocket knife, and in minutes carved the bust of Richard Nixion from the wad of hardened gum that protruded from the fence post. Thats when the lightbulb went off in my head, just how much used gum could I gather. In the next 6 weeks I gathered approximately 128 pounds of used gum. I then proceded to sculpt a bust of Elvis choking on a Twinkee. I showed my sculptures around for a month, and it was like nobody wanted to touch them. I was really disapointed, and was forced to go on a 2 week alcohol induced stuper. One morning the phone rang, it was a notable gallery wanting to know if I still had my scultures. I told them yes, and they arranged for me a showing of my art. At that showing I sold my sculpture of Elvis choking on a Twinkee for $169,000, and have since sold many of my other scultures. I now have started this massive, humongus art movement, and now im taking applications for membership. Any interested parties should contact us here in person at the The Grand Exalted World Incompassing Universal Order of Chewing Gum Sculptors Building, 4533 West Shlong street, Sheepfack Ohio. Please call for an appointment 876-456-9975